About Valerie and Andy

Valerie and Andy first met on the soccer field. Andy managed a team in the top coed league, and Valerie managed a rival team in the same league, and they constantly battled for the league championship. After beating her team many, many times, Andy told her that they would take it easy on Valerie's team if she came out to eat with the team after a game. Valerie really enjoys food, and really hates losing, so it was an easy decision for her. Of course Andy’s team still won, but she agreed to come out anyway.
Andy knew before going out to dinner with her, that Valerie is one of the most friendly, sociable people he had ever known, so she quickly made friends with many people on Andy's winning team. Eventually her team disbanded and Andy had to make a huge sacrifice – he knew the only way to get her on his team was if he started dating her. He didn't really want to, but she was such a good player that he had to do what was best for the team. So they started dating.
According to Andy’s roommates, he completely disappeared for 2 weeks. They considered calling local law enforcement to file a missing persons report, but Charlie, their trusted neighbor and voice of reason, advised against it. Alas, at the end of the two weeks Andy finally returned with a beautiful girlfriend and a great soccer player for his team.